Let me state something here. I have no problem with Nigerians or the actual country but most countries have an export that adds to the GDP of that country’s economic output. Nigeria has spam, so this says 2 things:
- Spammers are really stupid in thinking people will fall for this shit.
- The rest of the population of the world are stupid in falling for this shit.
The thing is, this email is playing the to the stupid seats which I really hope are empty. It reads like a third world country in trying to understand how bank cards work and then thinking it must be like this so lets construct an email to fool people. It is these people who I still reckon that think that camera photos steal a portion of their soul.
The main issue is that they have sent the email to me and my name is not James Ajibla. Now again, even really stupid people would not work up one morning and think that they had changed their name. Or Maybe the spammers just have it in for this poor sod James and there is an army of spammers targeting him and making his life a misery. Perhaps James, you need to invest in a really good anti virus package with an excellent spam filter.
However, scan down to the bottom of the spam email and agree me that actually point number 1 is perhaps the more accurate assertion.
ZENITH BANK INT’L NIGERIA PLC
GOVERNMENT NOTIC NO:07852
EXTERNAL DEBT PAYMENT
Address Head Office: Plot
84, Ajose Adeogun Street
Victoria Island, Lagos-Nigeria
I am Mr. Richmond Luke, the new account audit of Zenith Bank Plc
Nigeria and i am writing to notify you of a payment file containing an
ATM card which has been issued out to you by the Federal Ministry of
Finance in conjunction with the United Nation/International Monetary
I am new here in this office and i have orders from the entire
government of the Federal republic of Nigeria to contact beneficiaries
and make sure they receive their ATM cards if it’s still in custody of
this bank. Can you kindly let us know the reason of your delay
concerning the Delivery of your ATM CARD? Why do you decide to abandon
your ATM CARD? Worth of $4.5million USD with us, if you fail to
contact us on or before 48 hours or else we shall cancel the delivery
of your ATM CARD and return your fund to government reserve account,
your delivery Process had been done.
However, the delivery Process of your ATM Card has been concluded. If
you are ready to receive your ATM Card, then make sure to contact the
courier company with the contact details below, which are in charge of
making delivery of ATM Card Parcels. I have made several inquiries on
various delivery companies and the only fee you have to pay for the
delivery is US$145.00usd (One Hundred and Forty-Five United States
Dollars Only, which covers the delivery to your doorstep. This is the
cheapest I could find and I was made to understand that it takes just
3 days to get your package to your residence. On receipt of the
required payment a tracking number will be sent to you to enable you
track your package till it gets to your residence.
Do make sure that you send them the above mentioned fee through Money
Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the immediate procedure of
your ATM CARD delivery, to avoid any delay.
COURIER COMPANY NAME: FEDEX SERVICE, LAGOS-NIGERIA
CONTACT NAME: MR. JAMES AJIBLA , DIRECTOR, INTEGRATED DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
SEND THE FEE TO THEM WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW:
RECEIVERS NAME: AFA EBEM
Contact the delivery company personnel as soon as possible or risk
loosing the ATM.
Zenith Bank ATM VISA CARD DPT.
I actually really like the fact that this dimwit has written Question: and then answered it with Who? This spammer is the dumb and dumber of the spam world.
Rating: Nil Point