The UN need me once again. SWEET!!!!

English: Ban Ki-moon 日本語: 潘基文
English: Ban Ki-moon 日本語: 潘基文 (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Most definitely not a Spam Wanker

 

notice@un.org
reply-To un.sec01@aol.com

From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
Internal Audit,Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division.

My name is Ms. Carman L. Lapointe, from the United Nations. It is a distinct pleasure to write you again and as you are well aware many foreigners have invested thousands of United States Dollars into Nigeria transactions in Hopeless Dreams to have none of them become a reality.

Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr.Ban Ki-Moon, We have agreed with the Nigeria Government that US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) would be paid to you through the Western Union Money Transfer Via special arrangement as first installment.

This is to enable you have enough funds to pay for the Tax Clearance and bank charges before you will receive the balance of US$4.1M (Four Million One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only). Please take note that you will pay US$185 only, being Notarization fee and this is the only financial obligation that you will undertake to receive the US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) through the Western Union Money Transfer.

Lastly,i will like you to reconfirm your information to me such as your full name, address and telephone number so that I will proceed with your Western Union Money Transfer within the next 24 hrs and the transaction information will be released to you.

I await your response for further proceedings.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
{Under-Secretary-General}
United Nations

Oh dear God. So they (being the spam wankers) take their time to carefully construct what they presume will allow for my common sense to breakdown at the first mention of the UN Oversight Services, but wait whats that???? The UN has an AOL email address to reply to. Ahhh yes the old fall back and school boy error of the spam wanker. Nice text but basic FAIL at the execution.

Seriously, if you wrote a dissertation that was brilliant and insightful and hell, may have advanced the word, yet in your summary you wrote “42” and left it like that you would fail as much as this SPAM Wanker has.

Can’t even scale this one so lets just rate it Piss Poor. OK

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