The banality and shameful unoriginality of spammers

Give the world access to a computer and the connected web and any moron with dexterous fingers can create a false account and be a troll or try and con people out of their money. But, BLOODY HELL PEOPLE! this is the 21st century and spam has gone from irritating to comedy gold with the banality of the same tired format that has been doing the rounds. Seriously, do they even have bigger morons who fall for this shit anymore? Here’s a tip for the spammers. If you are going to send me an email from the FBI don’t use an @qq.com email account as it’s lazy, shoddy and well to be honest I’m disappointed in your effort. Was I not worthy of a bigger effort? As it is your stupidity has rendered me to create this blog of the best of the worst efforts. So lets mock and deride these morons and feel free to share your own moronic posts.

What I have learnt is that AOL appear to be the weakest of ISP’s to allow email addresses to fall into spammers hands. Google and Gmail I hardly get

So first up is this one from Mrs Jennifer Walter

DEAREST
I AM MRS. JENNIFER WALTER FROM USA 64 YEARS OLD, 5FIT TALL FAIR,
MARRIED TO A BRITISH MAN., I CAME TO INTERNET, BECAUSE I NEEDED
A FRIEND I COULD TRUST, TO HELP ME SEE THE NEED OF LESS-PRIVILEGES IN
YOUR COUNTRY I AM DEAF AND SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME CANCER OF THE
BREAST WHICH ALSO AFFECTED MY BRAIN, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS THEY HAVE
ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR THE NEXT ONE MONTHS, THIS IS
BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
I WAS BROUGHT UP FROM A MOTHERLESS BABIES HOME N LONDON WAS MARRIED TO MY LATE
HUSBAND FOR THIRTY YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD, MY LATE HUSBAND DIED IN A
FATAL MOTOR ACCIDENT. I SOLD ALL MY INHERITED BELONGINGS AND DEPOSITED
ALL THE SUM OF $5MILLION DOLLARS WITH HSBC BANK LONDON ENGLAND.
PRESENTLY,I’M WITH MY LAPTOP IN A HOSPITAL HERE IN LONDON WHERE MY DOCTORS HAVE TOLD
ME THAT I HAVE ONLY A FEW MONTHS TO LIVE. IT IS MY LAST WISH TO SEE
THAT THIS MONEY IS INVESTED TO ANY ORGANIZATION OF YOUR CHOICE AND
DISTRIBUTED EACH YEAR AMONG THE CHARITY ORGANIZATION, THE POOR AND THE
MOTHERLESS BABIES’ HOME WHERE I COME FROM.
I WANT YOU USE THIS MONEY TO FUND, ORPHANAGES AND WIDOWS, I TOOK THIS
DECISION, BEFORE I REST IN PEACE BECAUSE MY TIME WILL SOON BE UP. AS
SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR REPLY I SHALL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT OF THE BANK.
PLEASE ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL ACT ACCORDINGLY AS I STATED HEREIN.

Email: jennywalter01@gmail.com

HOPING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON.
MRS. JENNIFER WALTER

What we learnt from this moron is that they have not discovered how to turn the caps lock off. However, its not a bad effort, tries to pull at my cold dead heartstrings and attempts to tell a story. 7/10

 

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